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We all know that the Beatles were funny people, and here is some more proof:

1.REPORTER: What have you seen that you like best about our country?

JOHN: You.

2.REPORTER: Hi, you're not married.

GEORGE: No, I'm George.

3.REPORTER: Did you write Ringo's theme?

GEORGE: No, did you?

4.REPORTER: Ringo, why do you wear 2 rings on each hand?

RINGO: Cause I can't fit them through my nose.

5.REPORTER: Why do you think you're so popular all of a sudden?

JOHN: I don't know. It must be the weather.

6.REPORTER: You and the snow came to Washington at the same time today. Which do you think will have the greater impact?

RINGO: The snow. We're going tomorrow.

7.REPORTER: Do you have any special advice for teenagers?

JOHN: Don't get pimples.

8.REPORTER: What do you do when you're cooped up in a hotel room between shows?

GEORGE: We ice skate.

9.REPORTER: How many of you are bald, that you have to wear those wigs?

GEORGE: I'm bald.

REPORTER: You're bald?


PAUL: Don't tell anyone, please.

JOHN: We're all bald, yeah. And deaf and dumb, too.

10.REPORTER: Can you sing something for us?

ALL: No!

REPORTER: She asked CAN you sing?

JOHN: We need money first.

REPORTER: What do you think of Beethoven?

RINGO: I love him. Especially his poems.

REPORTER: Do you hope to take anything home with you?

GEORGE: Rockefeller Center.

REPORTER: Was your family in the show business?

JOHN: Well, me dad used to say me mum was a great performer.

REPORTER: What do you think of the campaign in Detroit to stamp out the Beatles?

PAUL: We've got a campaign of our own to stamp out Detroit! 11.REPORTER: Some people here have been commenting that your haircuts are very unamerican.

JOHN: Well that's very observant of them cause we're not american.